Santa Debater Pillows

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'I wasn't as good as I should have been or as bad as I could have been.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dialogue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Like Minded

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"This'll show the Theology Department."