Sanitization Sage Gifts

Wash your hands

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

It's the biofuel generation.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Climate Summit

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Aways the victim."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The Insiders

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"How come you have your name on your desk, and I get my name on my chest?"