Sanitization Sage Gifts

Wash your hands

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

It's the biofuel generation.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Climate Summit

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Aways the victim."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

The Insiders

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.