Sanitation Engineer Pillows

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Aye, laddie! 'Tis a poor man who has na' heard the pipes!"

"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

The Binman Cometh...

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Daisy Diaper Service

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

We're polishing our brand.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Welsh water sewage

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Mask Autumn

'Please take this away from me.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."