Sanitary Engineers Pillows

'Gesundheit!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Whack-a-molecule

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Water power.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Daisy Diaper Service

Post-corona road to recovery

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Sustainability

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Solar Power.

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

urban agriculture

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Welsh water sewage

'... and make it look like an accident.'