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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

What's an Imax cave?

Sundial Time

Gunter Grass

"Housekeeping?!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

Friedrich Schiller

Shakespeare Quote

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

A meeting on the pier

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

Elizabeth II

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'