Sandy Sat-nav Seeker Gifts

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'

Shoe addict.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Backseat driver...'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

Maps

'Don't blame the travel agent - you insisted on a vast, pristine, isolated, sunny BEACH!'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Lav Nav

The great Dessert Island.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Camel Boom Box

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

"Sorry I'm late - you guys are hard to find."

'Hell of a mentor!'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

"We're literally standing next to the satellite, and I still can't get a signal!"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'