Sandy Sat-nav Seeker Prints

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'

Shoe addict.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Backseat driver...'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Maps

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'Eddie, get with the times! Sell computers and pharmaceuticals - buy spy satellites and drones.'

'Don't blame the travel agent - you insisted on a vast, pristine, isolated, sunny BEACH!'

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Lav Nav

The great Dessert Island.

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

Camel Boom Box

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Sorry I'm late - you guys are hard to find."

"We're literally standing next to the satellite, and I still can't get a signal!"

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'Hell of a mentor!'

Aw. Man, where did you get soup and a half-sandwich?

'Sorry we're late. . . we followed Apple's map.'