Sandwich Sneaked Pillows

Birdwatchers don't notice birds stealing their sandwiches.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Secretive Weigh In.

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Batman and Reuben

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Your French dip, sir.'

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

One Hour Sandwich shop

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Paninis of the Old West