Sandwich Sneaked T-Shirts

Birdwatchers don't notice birds stealing their sandwiches.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Secretive Weigh In.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Works every time."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Batman and Reuben

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Paninis of the Old West

I haven't seen Francine in a long time. I wonder how long-lasting couples keep the magic alive. Here come John and Anne. They've been together for decades. Let's ask them. Hello you two! How do you keep the magic alive in your relationship? Never go to bed hungry. You mean angry. This explains those late night sandwiches! And now you want to argue about them? Seems that the magic involved selective hearing. What? Oh - I got distracted thinking about sandwiches!