Sandwich Magician Gifts

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

Domestic Goddess.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Club Sandwitch.

Party time.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'After you with the camouflage.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'A sandwich?'