Sandal Collectors Prints

Deer with flip-flops

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"You're on a what?!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Time for bed, guys."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Can that be right?"

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Let there be cool.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Chicken Road Crossing

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

I had my eyes dilated.

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

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"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'