Sandal Collectors Pillows

Deer with flip-flops

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"You're on a what?!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Time for bed, guys."

"Can that be right?"

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Let there be cool.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Chicken Road Crossing

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Go Back

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.