Collecting Sundials Pillows

Sundials showing different timnezones.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Can that be right?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Sister Cities

"I've invested in property..."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals