Collecting Sundials Gifts

Sundials showing different timnezones.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Sister Cities

"Can that be right?"

"I've invested in property..."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

Biro Diversity

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."