Sandal Aficionado Prints

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sundial Time

Laughing Zone Ahead

A Manicure

"What'll ya have?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"No religious nuts!"

Being Pampered.

Hanging out your shingle

Tennis corruption

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Way to go

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"The president's parade"

"High Pressure Area"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Scandal Du Jour

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

"It's a polo pony"

"Would you vote for someone who didn't have an interesting private life?"

Trumpy the Pig

"Your actions are tanking both the Dow and the porn industry."

"What you call a lump of rock, Zog, I call a timepiece."

Clinton titles his book.