Sand-stumbling Waltzer T-Shirts

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

Dance.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Johann Strauss II

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

Quicksand.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

Sharp, play, builder's washed

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

"It's over. Go home."