Sand-stumbling Waltzer T-Shirts

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Building giant sand pies.

Dance.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Johann Strauss II

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

Quicksand.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Sharp, play, builder's washed

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."