Waltzing Wonder T-Shirts

Dance.

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

Butterfly Woman

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Injured backpacker.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Caliologist

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Dating in Oz

Johann Strauss II

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

"Something light and fluffy."

Butterfly Woman

Johann Strauss

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

A Trying Moment.

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Sara Sampaio

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Book and magician

Quicksand.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"Freudian Slip"

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"