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"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Math Teacher

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I need both hands for steering.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Johann Strauss II

First Speeding Fine.

Johann Strauss

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

Exercise Car.

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

Quicksand.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."