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"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

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Adios Amoebas

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Davy Crocat

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"What?"

The Connoisseur.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Johann Strauss

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

"Hardscrabble"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'