Wild West Whizz Mugs

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Adios Amoebas

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Davy Crocat

The Connoisseur.

Johann Strauss

"What?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

Not at all O.K. Corral

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"Hardscrabble"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

'I think they're offering peace feelers.'

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."