Sanctions Explorer Gifts

Carnival Sued Under the Helms Burton Act

"You're fired."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

The Boomerang Sanctions

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

United States of America

Moral compass 2003

"My sources tell me it was bought not earned."

"I've never quite figured out how it works. For years, you're on the right side of history, and then one day, you're not!"

Oil Price

"But what about the sermon you just preached..."

'As part of a new trend, financial bankruptcies have started to outpace moral bankruptcies.'

'At least it isn't a disguised donation.'

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.