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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Department of Pure Speculation.

Wall Street Down

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

The Boomerang Sanctions

Stock Market Adventure

'Yes, fifty to one is a great return on your money, but the muddy track makes it a risky investment.'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Finance Director killed by falling profits

'What I want you to do is spot any mistakes before I make them.'

Man hugging bag of money, falling down a hole.

The tumbling dice...

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

Helms Burton Titulo III

'Gesundheit.'

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"

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