Currency Speculator T-Shirts

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

European currency on the edge.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

US dollar rising and falling.

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

That might not work, EU...

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

The Euro.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Euro fall...

US economy outperforms Europe.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Euro around the world.

Ruble in Trouble

Euro Struggling with Weights

US Dollar weakens.

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'The big bang theory of creation.'

Department of Pure Speculation.

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

'The dollar is down, so he's worshiping the Euro.'