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You're my Mona Lisa.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Making fun of Starfish.

Ever Given

Natural selection.