Samuel L. Jackson Enthusiast Pillows

NOT starring Samuel L Jackson...

You're my Mona Lisa.

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"He's a keeper!"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

Ever Given

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Making fun of Starfish.