Same-sex Parents Pillows

'If that's where babies come from, how come I have two mommies?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Dads

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

Happy Valentine's Day

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Lesbian Couple

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two grooms cake, with dog.

Sweets

Equal rights for all

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"You be the Boogey man tonight!"

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Leprechaun Love

Elves in bed

'Ask your other father.'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"These are payments for babysitters, but it's more exciting to pretend I'm a drug dealer."

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"....and next we have a same-sex goose couple with a civil rights attorney pair."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

Adam and Adam

'Yes, actually we do many same-sex mergers.'

LGBT+ Families

"How come we don't just cuddle anymore?"

Convict returning home - "Mom, dad's home from his top secret mission overseas." (Colour)