Same-sex Parents Gifts

'If that's where babies come from, how come I have two mommies?'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

Dads

Happy Valentine's Day

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Lesbian Couple

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

The Gayhorns

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Sweets

Two grooms cake, with dog.

Equal rights for all

'Yes, you may marry someone of the same sex, but no, you don't have to.'

"You be the Boogey man tonight!"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Leprechaun Love

Just a month into their divorce, Joyce began to sense that she and Ron were subtly competing for their kids' affection.

'Ask your other father.'

Elves in bed

"These are payments for babysitters, but it's more exciting to pretend I'm a drug dealer."

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

"....and next we have a same-sex goose couple with a civil rights attorney pair."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

Adam and Adam

LGBT+ Families

'Yes, actually we do many same-sex mergers.'

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"