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'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

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'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Hiding the salt mill

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

'We're de-salting water?'

Farmer Problems

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

'The IV needs salt.'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

Deconstructing Lunch

Hunt Gather. Ah, here comes Oog with the business plan.

"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'It's great to see someone Yogi Berra-ish on the market.'

Seasoned Traveler

The low sodium diet of last resort.'