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"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"