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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"