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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Towny Music Night.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'