Saloon Swaggerer Pillows

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

Galoots in cahoots

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'