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Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."