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"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Galoots in cahoots

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"It's the Florida kid."

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

Punville, Montana

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."