Saloon Historian Gifts

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Cab Calloway Swings

Galoots in cahoots

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."