Salon Survivor Mugs

"Well. It was looking good until that last hot flash."

The adoration of the gels.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Judge getting hair done.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Your hats off! Salon now open

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"He spoils them."

Where Mom used to take you.

Dye now, pay later!

Medusa gets a trim.

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'