Smell-survivor Mugs

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Desert Island BBQ

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Relief for America in the Heat.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Intense summer sun

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

Fox Operated Fan

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"

'Boy it's hot today!'

Air conditioning.

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."