Smell-survivor Mugs

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Desert Island BBQ

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

Intense summer sun

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

Fox Operated Fan

A snowman enjoys the aircon

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"

'Boy it's hot today!'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

Air conditioning.

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .