Saloon Survivor Mugs

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.