Saloon Survivor Mugs

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What'll ya have?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Towny Music Night.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Galoots in cahoots

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'