Sales Spike Seeker Gifts

Loft Extensions Company - Extended Sales Chart.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

The Salesman

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Boom

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Sell South Africa!'

Business Outlook

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!