Sales Motivator Gifts

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

'Now that I have your attention...'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

GCSEs

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Office Politics

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Support, Encourage, Inspire.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Can you run that past me again, Watson - you seem to have lost me."

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'