Money Motivator Gifts

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'How can I earn big money at home in my spare time?'

"It keeps me focused."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Money maze.

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Book: The Borrowers - debt.

'He's got to fight, he has to want to get well. Tell him his bonus has been reinstated.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

"Okay, step one in our 'green' initiative - bring in lots of it."

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

Motivation and the mid-level executive

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

GCSEs

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

When we believe together we achieve together.

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'