Office Motivator Gifts

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"I think our mission statement could use a little more zing."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'Now that I have your attention...'

That shows business confidence.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

When we believe together we achieve together.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"They grow up so fast."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Office Politics

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Sinking sales

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'You're my best employee. You're punctual, ambitious and precise. The problem is ... it scares the devil out of my other employees.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

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