Motivated Seller Gifts

'Well, buddy... time to make some big deals!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise now!

Customer Convention

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Working out.

"Baseball is boring."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Image changing.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

Motivation

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

A street scene.

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

New Year's Resolution. . .

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Once you stop, it's so hard to get back in the habit of running.

Fit-Bite

'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'

No more bingo wings.

"How far is two pounds from here?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'