Motivated Seller Pillows

'Well, buddy... time to make some big deals!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Exercise now!

Customer Convention

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Working out.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Image changing.

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

Motivation

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

A street scene.

"...Then he slammed the door on me!"

New Year's Resolution. . .

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Fit-Bite

'I'm glad you're enthusiastic and energized by the Monday morning meeting...but you've got to be more of a team player.'

No more bingo wings.

"How far is two pounds from here?"

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."