Savvy Seller Pillows

Today's unsaleables are tomorrow's antiques.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Butterfly Sales

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"