Sales Maven Pillows

"We've made the perfect TV commercial! You laugh, you cry, you buy!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Made in China

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'