Merchandising Maven Pillows

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

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