Retail Maven Pillows

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

'You can bet this is ad the first time he's done the shopping!'

...They've been going out of business since 1926

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Made in China

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'