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"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

'I think the manager's about to complain about the floor being wet.'

'You can bet this is ad the first time he's done the shopping!'

...They've been going out of business since 1926

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...