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"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"My consumer confidence has been replaced with consumer sarcasm."

Shopping Nightmare

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

I know we're only going to the shopping mall but I've got to look my best, we'll be on CCTV.

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"It was bound to happen."

"Have you got anything that will make me happy again?"

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.