Mall Maven Gifts

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"My consumer confidence has been replaced with consumer sarcasm."

Admit it, you've grown soft from doing all your shopping on the internet. Soft? I'm efficient. In minutes, I can buy more than you can buy in a whole afternoon at the mall. Maybe. But you can't survive the mall. You can't handle the crowds, the decision-making, the impulse-buy situations. You couldn't even handle … Careful. The electronics department! You'd fold. You'd buy the wrong thing and have to exchange it and lack the courage to return to the jungle! You watch your mouth, lady! Anyhow, it

Shopping Nightmare

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

I know we're only going to the shopping mall but I've got to look my best, we'll be on CCTV.

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"It was bound to happen."

"Have you got anything that will make me happy again?"

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"